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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord?

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hostess:
welcome to hooters!
holly:
where are the owls???
hostess:
uh it's not those kinds o-
holly:
*slams fists on table* WHERE! ARE! THE! OWLS! WHERE! ARE! THE! OWLS!
ross:
holly you're scaring the other customers